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? Long-winged pteranodont nyctosaurus of the late Cretaceous Period soars over kaotic voids, volcanoes and other dangerous terrains
?PREHISTORY?
2896 BC The Yautja return to Earth and begin a hunting ritual in which several humans sacrifice themselves as hosts for Xenomorphs so that the Yautja may hunt them as a rite of passage
2896 BC
?1500 BC? Maahes is born. A deity associated with war, protection, and weather, as well as that of knives, lotuses, and devouring captives. His cult was centred in Taremu and Per-Bast
?1500 BC?
1911 IBM is founded in Endicott New York by William Burroughs’ dad
TUESDAY, 1911
1939 The Chapman stick (by Lenny Flex) is invented
1939 Lenny Flex invents the Chapman stick.
1945 Adolf Hitler commits suicide in his underground bunker
1945
1950
Saturday,
1950
Revolution in treatment of facial deformities begins
1953 Bolaji Badejo is born
1953 Bolaji Badejo is born
1974 Leonard Crakvicks is born
1969 Leonard Crakvicks is born
1974 Maze War originates...
1974 Maze War originated or disseminated a number of concepts used in thousands of games to follow, and is considered one of the earliest examples of, or progenitor of, a first-person shooter
1981 Polybius appears and disappears. There is no evidence that such a game has ever existed
1981 The story of Polybius describes players suffering from amnesia, night terrors, and a tendency to stop playing all video games. Around a month after its supposed release, Polybius is said to have disappeared without a trace. There is no evidence that such a game has ever existed
1982 French philosopher Julia Kristeva is born
1982 French philosopher Julia Kristeva is born
1984 A young Krank Iodione begins drum lessons
1984 A young Krank Iodione begins drum lessons
1985 MORPHO CORP Founded: July 1985, Omaha, NE
1985 MORPHO CORP Founded: July 1985, Omaha, NE
1986 A catastrophic nuclear accident occurs at the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant in Ukraine, which was under the direct jurisdiction of the central authorities of the Soviet Union
1986
1987-88 The Syringe Tide was an environmental disaster during 1987-88 in Connecticut, New Jersey and New York where significant amounts of medical waste, including hypodermic syringes, and raw garbage washed up onto beaches
1987-88
1989 Kaoss Edge is formed out of the ashes of The Lanterns and releases under their own Kranial Records imprint
1989
1991 Terminator 2: Judgment Day
August 23, 1977 Terminator 2: Judgment Day
1992 CBS Television premieres ‘Child of Rage’ starring Ashley Peldon and Mel Harris
1992 CBS Television premieres ‘Child of Rage’ starring Ashley Peldon and Mel Harris
1994 Malkon Flex quits Kaoss Edge. Slime Man is released by Whorenest, critics don’t like it.
1994 Malkon Flex quits Kaoss Edge. Slime Man is released by Whoresnest, critics don’t like it.
1996 Year of the Garden Display Murders. Flow’s daughter Lizzard is born. Deep Blue won its first game against a world champion on February 10, 1996, when it defeated Garry Kasparov in game one of a six-game match.
1996 Year of the Garden Display Murders. Flow’s daughter Lizzard is born. Deep Blue won its first game against a world champion on February 10, 1996, when it defeated Garry Kasparov in game one of a six-game match.
1997 39 members of the Heaven's Gate cult commit mass suicide, believing their souls would be transported to a spaceship trailing the Hale-Bopp comet
1997 39 members of the Heaven's Gate cult commit mass suicide, believing their souls would be transported to a spaceship trailing the Hale-Bopp comet
1998 Flow Kranium commits suicide in his museum condo. Bioconfused is released. Bill Clinton is impeached.
1998 Flow Kranium commits suicide in his museum condo. Bioconfused is released. Bill Clinton is impeached.
1999 Malkon Flex crashes his motorcycle, but sees the face of his dad as he flies off his bike
1999 Malkon Flex crashes his motorcycle, but sees the face of his dad as he flies off his bike
2009 The book "Frozen: My Journey Into the World of Cryonics, Deception and Death" is released
2009 The book "Frozen: My Journey Into the World of Cryonics, Deception and Death" is released. Written by a former employee of the company that froze Ted Williams’ body, it alleges that he watched an Alcor official swing a monkey wrench at Williams' frozen severed head to try to remove a tuna can stuck to it
2179 AD Several Alien eggs are on board the Sulaco and hatch while Ripley, Hicks, and Newt are in hypersleep
2179 Several Alien eggs are on board the Sulaco and hatch while Ripley, Hicks, and Newt are in hypersleep